Still Number One

On To The Playoffs
The Headbangers started the draft with the first pick, and ended the season in first place. The current MNSH champion, the Peeps, started the season 1-4 and ended up in second place. The Peeps are trying to win back to back titles, and win their third championship in four years. "The only thing left to achieve in this league is to become a dynasty." a Peeps official twittered.

The Sand Fleas snuck into the playoffs, thanks to the Ray Rice and the Billdozers defeating the Homewreckers 94-59. The Wreckies just needed to win one of their last three games to get into the playoffs. "We are not extending our option on Kurt Warner's contract for next season. As for Reggie, we haven't decided yet on that piece of garbage." Kasey said. The Waterboys did a valiant job beating the Dumpsters this week, and was the weekly winner for the third time this season. However, it couldn't help save their season and put them in the playoffs.

It's no surprise the Suicide Kings ended dead last in the league with a record of 4-10. "I blame Chris for all our decisions. I told him to keep Crabtree!" Nick King stated after their last defeat. The T-Wink-Ies season also concluded with a dismal performance from his first two picks, which combined for a total of 13 points in Week 14. "In next year's draft, our first four picks are going to be running backs again. I'm sticking with what works." the T-Wink-Ies myspace blog read.

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Andre Johnson scored 31 points this week against the Peeps, but it wasn't enough for the Skeleton Crew to pull out a victory. Brandon Marshall broke the NFL record for most receptions in one game with 21 catches on Sunday. The Sand Fleas' Ryan Grant, and Dallas Clark both scored over 20 points to help them beat the Slumlords.Recent News