IT'S TIME...
Welcome back for the 28th season of the MNSH. In back-to-back-to-back seasons, the Champ has drawn the 1st pick of the draft. We all know the outcome by now.
The PEEPS have retired from the league. Everyone can now breathe a sigh of relief, as your Sundays might be more enjoyable knowing that you don’t have to wonder what the PEEPS are scoring.
Your 2024 MNSH Champions,The 10-5 MAHANA LLAMAS, have been disassembled. Out of that, we have reinstated the SPITTING LLAMAS and introduced the INJURED RESERVE.
The 8-7 HO HO’S, who tasted agonizing defeat in their first Fantasy Bowl appearance, will be hosting this year’s DRAFT. Maybe his headquarters and lottery-ball-dropping skills will get his name on the trophy this year.
Anybody hear from the 11-4 A-TEAM? I didn’t think so. They had a great season but no-call, no-showed for the playoffs.
Speaking of no-call, no-show: the 11-4 BERSERKER BROWS, who had a 3-point heartbreaking loss in Fantasy Bowl XXVI, decided to no-show in the 2024 playoffs, losing by 86 points. His QB put up 32 of his 51 points, with the next-highest player scoring 10.
Staying on the 2024 playoffs, the 8-7 HEADBANGERS lost to the eventual champion in the first round. The loss is overshadowed by losing one of the greatest HEADBANGERS in Rock & Roll history, Ozzy Osbourne. MAMA, I’M COMING HOME was heard for weeks coming out of Skokie.
One team NOT coming home in 2024 described themselves as a “weary traveler with no port or firm ground of his own.” Others have described them as “word wanderers.” Owners in the MNSH know them as the 5-10 HOMEWRECKERS. The weary wanderers’ “most grandiose pinnacle of fantasy success” in 2024 came in Weeks 1, 5, 10, 12, and 13.
Staying on the topic of success: the 6-9 NAGGERS’ return to the MNSH in 2024 was less of a success story and more of a viral YouTube short, as they put up 20 pts in the Skibidi Toilet Bowl.
What’s shittier than winning $25? Putting up the highest score of any team in Week 18—or being the 4-11 BAR FLYS? I can’t decide. My judgment has been clouded by something that, to this day, is truly the shittiest garbage I’ve ever seen. SIDE BAR ALERT: cut and paste this {shittiest garbage} into Google, read it, then continue on with this article.
The 7-8 CAJ I$ KING traded with the eventual 2024 MNSH CHAMPION three times in consecutive months. I would like to remind everyone what those trades were:
THU SEPT 19, 6:16 PM CT, 2024
CAJ I$ KING gave up: Nix, Bo (DEN QB); Jones, Aaron (MIN RB); Knox, Dawson (BUF TE); WEEK 7 Pick Up
MAHANA LLAMAS gave up: Herbert, Justin (LAC QB); Pierce, Dameon (HOU RB); Smith, Jonnu (MIA TE)
THU OCT 31, 5:24 PM CT, 2024
MAHANA LLAMAS gave up: Ertz, Zach (WAS TE); McPherson, Evan (CIN PK)
CAJ I$ KING gave up: Pierce, Dameon (HOU RB); Smith, Jonnu (MIA TE); WEEK 9 P/U
TUE NOV 19, 8:17 PM CT, 2024
MAHANA LLAMAS gave up: WEEK 11 Pick Up; 49ers (SFO DEF)
CAJ I$ KING gave up: WEEK 11 Pick Up; Raiders (LV DEF)
Is there a lesson to be learned here? I’m not sure. Obviously, trading with one team three times has benefits. One team won the Fantasy Bowl. One team did not make the playoffs. Which team you are will soon be decided.
Last but not least, the 7-8 CAPTAIN BIGOTE suggested “anytime works for the draft, preferably after 6 pm” and stated that he was “looking forward to it, fellas.” I speak for all who will be there before 6:01 pm: looking forward to seeing you @ 6 pm, BIGOTE.
NACHO BAR and PIZZA will be this year’s entrées. Feel free to add to the menu. BEER, BOURBON, and ICE are recommended. We will be rolling dice and dreidel after the draft. Bring quarters, dollars, and LEAGUE FEES if intending to participate. TEXT for ADDRESS of HO HO’s Headquarters.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL. MAY THE 2025 SEASON BE EPIC…
The PEEPS have retired from the league. Everyone can now breathe a sigh of relief, as your Sundays might be more enjoyable knowing that you don’t have to wonder what the PEEPS are scoring.
Your 2024 MNSH Champions,The 10-5 MAHANA LLAMAS, have been disassembled. Out of that, we have reinstated the SPITTING LLAMAS and introduced the INJURED RESERVE.
The 8-7 HO HO’S, who tasted agonizing defeat in their first Fantasy Bowl appearance, will be hosting this year’s DRAFT. Maybe his headquarters and lottery-ball-dropping skills will get his name on the trophy this year.
Anybody hear from the 11-4 A-TEAM? I didn’t think so. They had a great season but no-call, no-showed for the playoffs.
Speaking of no-call, no-show: the 11-4 BERSERKER BROWS, who had a 3-point heartbreaking loss in Fantasy Bowl XXVI, decided to no-show in the 2024 playoffs, losing by 86 points. His QB put up 32 of his 51 points, with the next-highest player scoring 10.
Staying on the 2024 playoffs, the 8-7 HEADBANGERS lost to the eventual champion in the first round. The loss is overshadowed by losing one of the greatest HEADBANGERS in Rock & Roll history, Ozzy Osbourne. MAMA, I’M COMING HOME was heard for weeks coming out of Skokie.
One team NOT coming home in 2024 described themselves as a “weary traveler with no port or firm ground of his own.” Others have described them as “word wanderers.” Owners in the MNSH know them as the 5-10 HOMEWRECKERS. The weary wanderers’ “most grandiose pinnacle of fantasy success” in 2024 came in Weeks 1, 5, 10, 12, and 13.
Staying on the topic of success: the 6-9 NAGGERS’ return to the MNSH in 2024 was less of a success story and more of a viral YouTube short, as they put up 20 pts in the Skibidi Toilet Bowl.
What’s shittier than winning $25? Putting up the highest score of any team in Week 18—or being the 4-11 BAR FLYS? I can’t decide. My judgment has been clouded by something that, to this day, is truly the shittiest garbage I’ve ever seen. SIDE BAR ALERT: cut and paste this {shittiest garbage} into Google, read it, then continue on with this article.
The 7-8 CAJ I$ KING traded with the eventual 2024 MNSH CHAMPION three times in consecutive months. I would like to remind everyone what those trades were:
THU SEPT 19, 6:16 PM CT, 2024
CAJ I$ KING gave up: Nix, Bo (DEN QB); Jones, Aaron (MIN RB); Knox, Dawson (BUF TE); WEEK 7 Pick Up
MAHANA LLAMAS gave up: Herbert, Justin (LAC QB); Pierce, Dameon (HOU RB); Smith, Jonnu (MIA TE)
THU OCT 31, 5:24 PM CT, 2024
MAHANA LLAMAS gave up: Ertz, Zach (WAS TE); McPherson, Evan (CIN PK)
CAJ I$ KING gave up: Pierce, Dameon (HOU RB); Smith, Jonnu (MIA TE); WEEK 9 P/U
TUE NOV 19, 8:17 PM CT, 2024
MAHANA LLAMAS gave up: WEEK 11 Pick Up; 49ers (SFO DEF)
CAJ I$ KING gave up: WEEK 11 Pick Up; Raiders (LV DEF)
Is there a lesson to be learned here? I’m not sure. Obviously, trading with one team three times has benefits. One team won the Fantasy Bowl. One team did not make the playoffs. Which team you are will soon be decided.
Last but not least, the 7-8 CAPTAIN BIGOTE suggested “anytime works for the draft, preferably after 6 pm” and stated that he was “looking forward to it, fellas.” I speak for all who will be there before 6:01 pm: looking forward to seeing you @ 6 pm, BIGOTE.
NACHO BAR and PIZZA will be this year’s entrées. Feel free to add to the menu. BEER, BOURBON, and ICE are recommended. We will be rolling dice and dreidel after the draft. Bring quarters, dollars, and LEAGUE FEES if intending to participate. TEXT for ADDRESS of HO HO’s Headquarters.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL. MAY THE 2025 SEASON BE EPIC…
